Bob and Linda visit school and learn that their kids essays about their fantasy version of Wagstaff are too creative and offensive. Eugene transforms the school into a Fart School for the Gifted (watch out for Keyboard Jail); Tina, to her delight, depicts a world where she is romanced by countless zombie teenage boys; and Louise creates a school where she takes down a robotic Mr. Frond from the future (We need more creamed corn!).