Episode 1 Pilot Episode 2 Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System Episode 3 Poker, Faith, and Eggs Episode 4 A Therapist, a Comic Book, and a Breakfast Sausage Episode 5 A Solar Calculator, a Game Ball, and a Cheerleaders Bosom Episode 6 A Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac Episode 7 A Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run Episode 8 Cape Canaveral, Schrödingers Cat, and Cyndi Laupers Hair Episode 9 Spock, Kirk, and Testicular Hernia Episode 10 An Eagle Feather, A String Bean, and an Eskimo Episode 11 Demons, Sunday School, and Prime Numbers Episode 12 A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer Episode 13 A Sneeze, Detention, and Sissy Spacek Episode 14 Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dads Whiskey Episode 15 Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman Episode 16 Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma, and a Frizzy Hair Machine Episode 17 Jiu-Jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-hoo Episode 18 A Mother, A Child, and a Blue Mans Backside Episode 19 Gluons, Guacamole, and the Color Purple Episode 20 A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish Episode 21 Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza Episode 22 Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentleman Callers, and A Dinette Set

Episode 1 A High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels Episode 2 A Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron Episode 3 A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens Episode 4 A Financial Secret and Fish Sauce Episode 5 A Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries Episode 6 Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan Episode 7 Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon Episode 8 An 8-Bit Princess and a Flat Tire Genius Episode 9 Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero Episode 10 A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts Episode 11 A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf Episode 12 A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor Episode 13 A Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovely Episode 14 David, Goliath and a Yoo-hoo from the Back Episode 15 A Math Emergency and Perky Palms Episode 16 A Loaf of Bread and a Grand Old Flag Episode 17 Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary Episode 18 A Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow Episode 19 A Political Campaign and a Candy Land Cheater Episode 20 A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross Episode 21 A Broken Heart and a Crock Monster Episode 22 A Swedish Science Thing and the Equation for Toast

Episode 1 Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes Episode 2 A Broom Closet and Satans Monopoly Board Episode 3 An Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom Episode 4 Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball with Zip Episode 5 A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship Episode 6 A Parasol and a Hell of an Arm Episode 7 Pongo Pygmaeus and a Culture that Encourages Spitting Episode 8 The Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga from Chi-chis Episode 9 A Party Invitation, Football Grapes and an Earth Chicken Episode 10 Teenager Soup and a Little Ball Of Fib Episode 11 A Live Chicken, a Fried Chicken and Holy Matrimony Episode 12 Body Glitter and a Mall Safety Kit Episode 13 Contracts, Rules and a Little Bit of Pig Brains Episode 14 A Slump, a Cross and Roadside Gravel Episode 15 A Boyfriends Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub Episode 16 Pasadena Episode 17 An Academic Crime and a More Romantic Taco Bell Episode 18 A Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector Episode 19 A House for Sale and Serious Woman Stuff Episode 20 A Baby Tooth and the Egyptian God of Knowledge Episode 21 A Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat

Episode 1 Graduation Episode 2 A Docent, A Little Lady and a Bouncer Named Dalton Episode 3 Training Wheels and an Unleashed Chicken Episode 4 Bible Camp and a Chariot of Love Episode 5 A Musty Crypt and a Stick to Pee On Episode 6 Freshman Orientation and the Inventor Of The Zipper Episode 7 A Philosophy Class and Worms That Can Chase You Episode 8 An Existential Crisis and a Bear That Makes Bubbles Episode 9 Crappy Frozen Ice Cream and an Organ Grinders Monkey Episode 10 Cowboy Aerobics and 473 Grease-Free Bolts Episode 11 A Pager, a Club and a Cranky Bag of Wrinkles Episode 12 A Box of Treasure and the Meemaw of Science Episode 13 The Geezer Bus and a New Model for Education Episode 14 Mitchs Son and the Unconditional Approval of a Government Agency Episode 15 A Virus, Heartbreak and a World of Possibilities Episode 16 A Second Prodigy and the Hottest Tips for Pouty Lips Episode 17 A Black Hole Now Playing Episode 18 The Wild and Woolly World of Nonlinear Dynamics

Episode 1 One Bad Night and Chaos of Selfish Desires Episode 2 Snoopin Around and the Wonder Twins of Atheism Episode 3 Potential Energy and Hooch on a Park Bench Episode 4 Pish Posh and a Secret Back Room Episode 5 Stuffed Animals and a Sweet Southern Syzygy Episode 6 Money Laundering and a Cascade of Hormones Episode 7 An Introduction to Engineering and a Glob of Hair Gel Episode 8 The Grand Chancellor and a Den of Sin Episode 9 The Yips and an Oddly Hypnotic Bohemian Episode 10 An Expensive Glitch and a Goof-Off Room Episode 11 A Lock-In, a Weather Girl and a Disgusting Habit Episode 12 A Pink Cadillac and a Glorious Tribal Dance Episode 13 A Lot of Band-Aids and the Cooper Surrender Episode 14 A Free Scratcher and Feminine Wiles Episode 15 A Lobster, an Armadillo and a Way Bigger Number Episode 16 A Suitcase Full of Cash and a Yellow Clown Car Episode 17 A Solo Peanut, a Social Butterfly and the Truth Episode 18 Babies, Lies and a Resplendent Cannoli Episode 19 A God-Fearin Baptist and a Hot Trophy Husband Episode 20 Uncle Sheldon and a Hormonal Firecracker Episode 21 White Trash, Holy Rollers and Punching People Episode 22 Clogged Pore, a Little Spanish and the Future

Episode 1 Four Hundred Cartons of Undeclared Cigarettes and a Niblingo Episode 2 Future Worf and the Margarita of the South Pacific Episode 3 Passions Harvest and a Sheldocracy Episode 4 Blonde Ambition and the Concept of Zero Episode 6 An Ugly Car, an Affair and Some Kickass Football Episode 7 A Tougher Nut and a Note on File Episode 9 College Dropouts and the Medford Miracle Episode 10 Pancake Sunday and Textbook Flirting Episode 11 Ruthless, Toothless and a Week of Bed Rest Episode 12 A Baby Shower and a Testosterone-Rich Banter Episode 13 A Frat Party, a Sleepover and the Mother of All Blisters Episode 14 A Launch Party and a Whole Human Being Episode 15 Teen Angst and a Smart-Boy Walk of Shame Episode 16 A Stolen Truck and Going on the Lam Episode 17 A German Folk Song and an Actual Adult Episode 18 Little Green Men and a Fellas Marriage Proposal Episode 19 A New Weather Girl and a Stay-at-Home Coddler Episode 20 German for Beginners and a Crazy Old Man with a Bat Episode 21 A Romantic Getaway and a Germanic Meat-Based Diet Episode 22 A Tornado, a 10-Hour Flight and a Darn Fine Ring

Episode 1 A Wiener Schnitzel and Underwear in a Tree Episode 2 A Roulette Wheel and a Piano Playing Dog Episode 4 Ants on a Log and a Cheating Winker Episode 5 A Frankenstein’s Monster and a Crazy Church Guy Episode 6 Baptists, Catholics and an Attempted Drowning Episode 7 A Proper Wedding and Skeletons in the Closet Episode 8 An Ankle Monitor and a Big Plastic Crap House Episode 9 A Fancy Article and a Scholarship for a Baby Episode 10 Community Service and the Key to a Happy Marriage Episode 11 A Little Snip and Teaching Old Dogs Episode 12 A New Home and a Traditional Texas Torture Episode 13 Funeral (1) Episode 14 Memoir (2)